There were two stupid goats living in a village.
there was a small bridge that crossed a river.
Goats once desired to cross a bridge.
There was a goofy goat on one side.
On the opposite side was the other one.
I'll go first, one of them remarked. Please let me go."
No, the opposing goat said.
First, I have to cross.
You step outside."
They both refused to give in.
They eventually reached the center of the bridge.
They started fighting terribly.
They were arguing until they both fell into the river, where they both drowned.
Moral: Be kind to your neighbors.